We start in Cortes de la Frontera, a town that sounds like it guards something epic. And to be fair, it kind of does. Tucked between two natural parks and surrounded by cork oak forests - this is where our little 45 km adventure begins. Now here comes the plot twist: for once, the ride doesn’t immediately try to break your legs. Surprise! Your warm-up is a 5 km descent. That’s right — downhill. No climbing, no swearing, just smooth coasting
It starts with a climb. It ends with a glow-up. I know what you’re thinking — "Another route from Ubrique?!" Yes, again. Always. Forever! This 70 km semi-loop has it all: hills that hurt just right, suspiciously empty roads, fluffy sheep barricade, pine-scented climbs, a house built into a rock (seriously), and the kind of sunset descent that makes you believe in happy endings.